On your feet soldiers
cos we got more
Buckfast and ganja,
so come on and i'll stand ya
just one more bottle.
What numbers yours?
...
yeah mines the same
and it's time for us
to say goodbye
to those
little cells in your brain.
New recipe for the troops
we call this one
the North Coast soup
you need two quarts
of the tonic wine
a little pinch of herb
so here
use mine.
Cooking it up
you gotta line your belly
with the northern soup
that we'll sell ye.
So what's the craic here?
the Causeway rocks
and i love the taste
of those Benedictine socks.

Buckfast and ganja
a recipe for disaster
so what we doing tonight lads?
'ah fuck it, let's get plastered.'
c'mon Portrush
let's get plastered.


Third bottle down
and your stomach sets sale
does anybody want the toenails?
how's about no man
how's about yes?
it's just weekend cookery
with Team Fresh.
So what are we at tonight?
lets hit the swally,
but hide the bottles guys
cos here come some scallies,
they're like magpies
...
attracted to the rogue,
but touch my bottle
and more than your liver
will get bruised.
See secretley
i reckon this whole bucky thing
is just a
government conspiracy
to turn us into Nesbitts
and thats Rab C
not Jimmy,
but how you gonna argue
when it only costs a flimmy?
Liguid pills
is what they call it,
will you pour me a pint
if i promise that i'll skøl it?
That's it man
one go
down the gullet
but woah woah woah
it's coming back up
...

Buckfast and ganja
a recipe for disaster
so what we doing tonight lads?
'ah fuck it, let's get plastered.'
c'mon Portrush
let's get plastered.
c'mon Portrush
let's get plastered

Woah!
I can't drink any faster...

The name tonic wine
does not imply
health giving or life saving
properties.
Thats why you gotta go down
and buy it from the off licence
and not from the pharmacy,
it's not like wine
'not like wine?'
you know the way how you would
sit
and discuss
what the nose is?
But you'll get what you guys
finally deserve
when your liver ends up
with cirrhosis.
Here,
i don't mean to lecture
i just thought you should
know the story
before you piss your whole
future away
and dream of nights
of former glories.
and all your stories
are starting to bore me,
i'm looking over my shoulder.
And here come my Team fresh soldiers.

But fuck it... let's get plastered,

Buckfast and ganja
a recipe for disaster
so what we doing tonight lads?
'ah fuck it, let's get plastered.'
I cannae understand ya
turn down the ghetto blaster
have you a rag for this bottle?
i wanna throw it at me old headmaster.

Buckfast and ganja
a recipe for disaster
so what we doing tonight lads?
'ah fuck it, let's get plastered.'

Buckfast